06.24.09 | 5 surefire ways to anger your professor
People think that good grades are strictly a product of study, but they’re not. Your attitude, attendance, and class participation are all important. Equally important is being respectful of your professor and your fellow classmates. Below are 5 surefire ways to land in the professors dog house; ways that can come back to bite you in the butt.
1. Don’t talk during class: The professor doesn’t want to talk over you and your friend in the corner. The only talking in class you should be doing should involve the professor. Talk with your friends before and after class.
2. Be punctual: Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets under a professors skin like a student who strolls in late. It’s disruptive to all and just plain rude. Budget your time accordingly and get your tush in that seat before class begins.
3. Cell phone OFF: The only thing worse than strolling into class late is being on time and having your phone go off. Turn off the phone people, or at least put it on vibrate if you want to avoid the evil eye! I once had a professor take 5 points of an exam if someone’s phone went off in class – ouch!
4. Attendance counts: Most professors have rules, which are outlined on their syllabus, concerning acceptable absences. It’s certainly tough to learn the material when you’re not in class. And for all you geniuses who are smarter than the rest of us and feel you can come in every third week and take an exam and do well, too bad. You still have to show up for class too. Just sit in the back and do other homework if you must, but show up. Many times attendance is even calculated in your final grade – easy points!
5. Don’t pop that bubble: The dreaded under the desk treat. If you’re gonna chew keep your mouth closed and certainly don’t go blowing bubbles in class. Along those same lines be careful with any food and beverage you bring in the classroom. Don’t take advantage of those professors that allow you to bring something small to class by bringing in movie size popcorn, a coke in a souvenir mug, and a box of junior mints that would curb Oprah’s hunger pains.
Be a good student and classmate. After all, you catch more flies with honey, though I’m not quite sure I want to be catching flies.
Your scholarshippoints code worth 10 points is: SUREFIRE.



Fall serves as the perfect transition between summer and winter while playing host to Halloween, the start of the NFL season, and of course the start of a new school year. Growing up in New England I also enjoyed the foliage and smell of warm apple pie wafting down from the dorms as I walked to class. But I wouldn’t have enjoyed those sweet sights and smells on campus had I not done my homework over the summer.